You used to be able to listen to the radio and not have to do anything else. Now it's text this, vote that, call now, go to the website bla bla bla. My mum could ask "what is your favourite sweet" and get 500 texts and she could read them out, but who would want to hear that? Just entertaining people is nice sometimes without all the "interaction"
A long time ago, in what seemed a land far far away, I programmed and managed radio stations for a living. When the quarterly audience figures came along I was always sick with worry about what they would bring. This was quickly followed by the presenters, who worried about their small part of the station.
When things weren't looking so good, the standard thought was that the lead-in from the previous DJ wasn't what they'd want it to be. This neatly avoided the point that their job was to take the audience at the start of the show and keep it listening - better still grow it. But I digress.
Since the launch of BBC Radio Five Live, I've been glued to them. This has begun to dissipate while it's moved away from news, but their 5am hour is an object lesson in delivering news. There's a very tight format for 'Morning Reports' and 'Wake Up To Money' which gets the listener fully prepared for the day ahead. WUTM even brings in some excellent personalities and a panel of experts who expound on the financial news of the day.
I used to listen to it on BBC Radio Scotland FM. Good Morning Scotland, which followed, had (at best) 90 seconds to grab me before I punched the AM preset and went over to Five Live. Invariably, I was gone before then.
The advent of the Morning Briefing, with a super-slick and upbeat delivery has made me listen to what we used to call the 'National Network'. And now I find myself listening to 'Good Morning Scotland', which follows it.
I only worked out why this is today.
The Five Live programmes fed me the UK agenda - making the Scottish news sound somehow smaller. 'Morning Briefing' sets the world in a Scottish context, without concentrating on twee local stories. When GMS comes along my expectations have been managed and I'm into the Scottish agenda. I would say that I've become a core listener over the past few weeks.
It's all because of the lead-in. A home-produced lead-in, done well, has turned me into a Radio Scotland listener.
So I was wrong for all those years. The lead-in does matter as it sets expectations and the agenda.
But programmes that follow beware - you're the lead-in for the next programme.
I'm 48.
That means that in my teens I had the choice for staying with pop music, joining many of my school friends in an adoration of rock, or embracing the two new kinds of music that were sweeping the world - Punk and 'Disco'. I went down the road of Earth, Wind & Fire, Chic, Rose Royce and other. I found out all about music from my radio, which was mostly tuned to Radio Forth and Radio Clyde, with a smattering of Radio 1 and Luxembourg. This is when I got into radio too.
The music attracted me, but so did the personalities. Needletime restrictions meant they had to talk, to entertain and to inform. Sometimes this was just nonsense, but over time personalities developed. As a listener, the best 'jocks' entertained with their passion and energy, not just the funny lines they threw into their links. And then the music - always the music. The art was - and is - in combining these elements to build a station that serves the needs of it's audience.
I'm probably no more mature than I was back then. I'm older, but still want the same things from my radio I wanted then. I would say I have more disposable income than I had in my teens and twenties and even greater aspirations. Yet when I turn on radio stations that are designed for me, I'm left cold. Many of the presenters I grew up with are doing inoffensive cardigan-and-slippers radio, being careful not to talk over the music or play anything too loud. Yet at an important time in my life radio was high energy and the music of the punk era wasn't exactly quiet. I'm not dead yet and have no plans to be dead any time soon. And I watch The Sopranos and Underbelly on TV - hardly inoffensive. Neither is my regular fix of Viz.
One radio group's AM stations do an excellent job of giving me a broad mix of music, but they miss the biggest current hits that I still enjoy, and some of the deeper catalogue stuff. Anyway, it's hard to enjoy the music when it's on medium wave. (I don't have DAB everywhere I go!)
I think the radio industry is missing a trick.
Stations for 35+ listeners should capture the energy and enthusiasms on their listeners. Jump on Facebook and look at the profiles of 'real people' from that generation. Check out what they're actually listening to. Don't, whatever you do, get a target group of "in-demo" listeners to tell you what they like. Actually research the market gaps. You'll be surprised. Some of them even embrace technology, rock'n'roll lifestyle and fun. They also don't smell of wee and very sweet perfume.
In New York, WCBS is one of the biggest stations on the dial. It's an oldies format, delivered with energy and passion by heritage (older!) broadcasters. The music's a wee bit old for me and the presentation is a bit cheesy for today's teens, but it works and makes a profit.
This in an interesting counterpoint to a UK industry which is ever more obsessed with driving younger and more female, despite the fact that that demographic is under more economic pressure than many others.
I might just be time a proper, unashamed, big-sounding FM oldies station came to Scotland. One with a broad playlist and personality presenters.
The talent's certainly out there, all it needs is a patient radio operator who wants to make great radio. And a profit!